MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
It’s really refreshing having someone in your life who appreciates you and actually wants to spend time with you. Someone who reminds you they will not leave when things get tough. Someone who is not like everyone else. I think everyone needs a person like that.
im at the library and I have a bottle of sriracha sauce with me
Your trying to learn how to be hot?
i made this my profile picture and now im hooking it up with ALL the ladies!!!!!! if u want da ladies like ME buy a bottle of sriracha sauce NOW!!!
books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT
you mean a bird of seduction